In case you didn't know, the term 'bouncer' in latin is 'dumbfuckis'. 'Bouncer' in latin, if i recall, refers to someone who bounces on concrete thinking that they will spring up into the air, but once they realise after an hour that they aren't springing upwards, they continue for a little while longer then try again on the nearest marble floor.
Want to become a competent bouncer? Submit your resume:
Resume of _____
Skils
- Tough
- Gym
- Strong
- Big
- Mono
- Standing
- Holding
- Bouncing
- Taking
- Tough
- Asking
- Unnecessary Anger and Threatening
- Crossing arms
- Straight
- Tough
- Fairly stupid
- Bad vocabulary
- Bouncing
I left school at the age of 13 by choice. Bummed around for a few years, bit of fighting and drugs, so good man, it's the shit. And by the shit I mean 'The Shit!!', you know. Need a job, can't get in anywhere, don't know what it is i'm doing wrong. Retail, Hospitality, and by that I mean working in a hospital. No one will take a second look at me. Probably because I'm so god damn out of proportion and angry that they wouldn't dare look again. Think this would be good for me. As you can see my vocab is, what is the word lim...mited. I'd be great for the job. The other day I was asked for a light and I just stared at the guy till he walked off. You should have seen it! The girls loved it.I will bounce the shit out of anyone who is smaller than the moon.